Darth Vader Robs Bank
I guess being a galactic bad guy bad guy must not pay what it used to.
Police say a man donning a Darth Vader outfit with mask and cape walked into a bank in Long Island, New York and pulled out a gun – not a light saber – and demanded money.
The “Star Wars” character was caught on a surveillance camera. No word on how much he walked away with. Luckily no one was hurt. Police say the dark lord took off on foot.
Meanwhile, here’s another cornball story -
The Associated Press reports that a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater, and clown pants.
Police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins was found sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested.
Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.
Geppert says Hawkins then entered a woman’s car. She got out, took her keys and alerted police. Hawkins was found sitting in the car.
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